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Wed, 22 May 2013 21:39:54 -0400

fuckyeahorgasmic: i want a late night adventure. i want someone to call me up and say, “i’m...

Wed, 22 May 2013 16:53:06 -0400

i want a late night adventure. i want someone to call me up and say, “i’m outside. let’s go do something!” i want to go out late at night in my pj’s and my hair all tied up. maybe drive around. go to a park and just swing on the swings. maybe sit in the grass and watch the stars or maybe go to a 24 hour food place and pig out. i just want a late night adventure with people i like to be around. no drama. nothing but good vibes and good company.

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Wed, 22 May 2013 16:42:40 -0400

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Wed, 22 May 2013 16:42:10 -0400

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Tue, 21 May 2013 16:27:00 -0400

forgettings: white—elephants: This sad place will always be...

Tue, 21 May 2013 12:08:52 -0400

forgettings:

white—elephants:

This sad place will always be your home, but maybe that’s the reason you ran away

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Tue, 21 May 2013 12:07:53 -0400

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Tue, 21 May 2013 12:06:11 -0400

littletrenchcoatangel: thespacegoat: • Accidentally close a...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:53:36 -0400

littletrenchcoatangel:

thespacegoat:

• Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.
• Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad.
• CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL
• Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel.
• Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there.
• Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink you have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover.
• Get clear ice cubes by boiling water before freezing it
• Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick.
• If you accidentally write on your dry erase board with a permanent marker, scribble over it with a dry eraser marker to remove it.
• If your shoes smell, put them in the freezer overnight, it will kill the bacteria.
• Make bug bites stop itching with a banana peel.
• Make a paper longer with 12-point text, but 14-point periods and commas.
• Need to get around a blocked website at work? Try replacing the http:// with https://
• Never send your resume as a word file (unless asked) Instead, print it to a pdf file, it’s much cleaner and professional looking.
• Pick a flavor of gum you don’t normally chew, and chew it while studying during a test.
• Place a piece of bread in a container with your homemade cookies and they will stay soft.
• Put a dry towel into a dryer with wet clothes, they will dry faster.
• Put toothpaste on a pimple and it will dry out.
• Practise fake smiling in the mirror every day before going to work/school, you’ll genuinely start to feel happier.
• Rub canola/olive oil on knives before cutting onions, you won’t cry, alternatively chew gum and you won’t either.
• Short on time with a wrinkled dress shirt? Hang it up in the bathroom to steam it flat.
• The night before, place things you don’t want to forget the next morning on top of your shoes.
• Use hydrogen peroxide to remove blood stains from clothing.
• When cleaning windows use newspapers or coffee filters instead of paper towels, they will not leave streaks.
• When microwaving bread products/pizza put a glass of water in with it, it will keep your bread for going spongy.
• When you move into a new place you’re renting, take pictures of any and all damage, then post them on facebook (privately if preferred) so you can use the reference date as proof you didn’t do it.
• When searching plane tickets online delete your cookies prior, prices go up when you visit a site multiple times.

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Mon, 20 May 2013 22:42:34 -0400

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Mon, 20 May 2013 17:19:06 -0400

blankslate: “failed attempts to write a love poem”

Mon, 20 May 2013 17:11:51 -0400

blankslate:

“failed attempts to write a love poem”

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Sun, 19 May 2013 18:34:03 -0400

genocidercyo: clockey: you’re the window to my wall you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

Sun, 19 May 2013 18:32:36 -0400

genocidercyo:

clockey:

you’re the window to my wall

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

majja: surfs up

Sun, 19 May 2013 18:31:10 -0400

majja:

surfs up

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Sun, 19 May 2013 18:21:48 -0400

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Fri, 17 May 2013 22:51:36 -0400

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Fri, 17 May 2013 21:24:17 -0400

shin3-0n-y0u-cr4zy-di4m0nd: lawl . | via Tumblr on...

Fri, 17 May 2013 21:20:26 -0400

shin3-0n-y0u-cr4zy-di4m0nd:

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